excerpt from an advertisement I saw today
After going on the diet people have reported:- Losing as much as 20 pounds in a week
- Having wrinkles, dark spots, acne, and other skin conditions vanish
- Seeing chronic pain they've suffered with for years disappear
- No longer having a desire to continue unhealthy habits in their lives
That's just a small sample, there's not enough room to list all the positive benefits you'll get from [this] Diet also known as the Master Cleanse.
I don't know about you, but I'm not even a little bit interested in "cleansing" 20 lbs in one week.
posted by Valarie @ 8:27 PM
5 Comments:
who has the time to "cleanse" that much? Yikes
I'm desperate. Where do I sign up? ;)
Sounds like it should also be curing cancer
Pretty sure that's not for me.
Yeah, I don't think I'll play, either.
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